Wednesday, December 25, 2013

day no. 12,847: can you read the signs?

So sometimes when I see signs, I have questions.

For example:

Why is the guy in the wheelchair so small?
Why is the guy who can walk so tall?
You decide.

Is this what synchronized swimmers do in the off season?
What does Team Lift do after they lift the box with their logo on itt?
Why am I any safer for having watched these guys lift this box?
Can I join Team Lift? It looks really relaxing.
What was this guy doing immediately before the fire came out the door?
If you are flammable and have legs, are you ever blocking a fire exit?
Is it OK to only block one exit as long as you block just the one?
How lame does that guy run?
Who would set the exits on fire?

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