This may be my new favorite King Jamesism taking the place of “shew thyself approve” and “certain lewd fellows of the baser sort.”
I looked it up. The KJV is legit on this one. It literally is “against the wall any that urinate” in Hebrew.
Why does any of this matter?
There is something emasculating about forcing a man to sit down to piss.
It’s weird and unusual.
It’s not sin per se, but it’s wrong on some level.
Manhood and being male are two different things for sure.
Lord knows I am still trying to receive and live out of a manhood defined by God through Christ.
I’m not a man among men, but I do pisseth against the wall.
I’ll be punching that on my man card.
Grows a beard? Check
Pisseth against the wall? Check
It’s not a long resume, but it’s the manliest stuff I got to date.