I saw this on my friend Nate Gainer's (he's the one in front sportin' the tiny ukulele) facebook the other day.
Has our country been reduced to a meat market?
That was for you pun-lover.
Just the one.
Other than me.
We are pun-lovers.
But I was talking to the other one.
So diatribe aside...
Why are Vermont, New Hampshire and Maine like pure fat?
Why is Alabama so bloody?
Because...it's a metaphor man (insert Tommy Chong inflection for more fun).
Too bad soo sad Hawai'i and Alaska.
NO MEAT FOR YOU