This is my slow-pitch softball team.We are not great.
But we do have guns on our jerseys.
Now that’s playin’ hardball.Errr…. softball…. hardly?
Yes, we are barely playing softball.Errr… not bare, but sportin’ pistols on our t’s.
And that’s what really counts.
Unless you count the runs scored.In which case we don’t count much.
Which means we lose often.