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Psalm 51:5-6

⁵ Behold, I was brought forth in iniquity,
    and in sin did my mother conceive me.
⁶ Behold, you delight in truth in the inward being,
    and you teach me wisdom in the secret heart.

We are black belts by birth in being self-absorbed.

We are born into the dojo of the satanic sensei.

We do not, by default, debate the direction to “Sweep the leg.”

We are not the Karate Kid.

We are the “get him a body bag” dufus in the background.

I don’t know where this all breaks down (likely two analogies ago), but just for the record: Mr. Miyagi is not God.