Tuesday, January 16, 2018

day no. 14,330: more like secret farts

Exodus 8:7
But the magicians did the same by their secret arts and made frogs come up on the land of Egypt.

Jannes and Jambres are at it again, sticking it to Moses by sticking it to themselves. You don't need secret arts to do what is already happening, you just need to sit back and watch it happen. That's like me saying that I make the sun rise from the east each morning by my secret arts. 

1 comment:

  1. DO you make the sun rise in the east each morning by your secret arts? I guess I never thought to ask if that had something to do with it.

    (Although, the Jannes and Jambres thing is like watching someone get the flu, and then saying you're summoning the flu in yourself by your secret arts. Like, first of all, who would want to give themselves the flu? And second of all, I think the flu was already going around... So, I guess you could call it a 'win' by a serious stretch of the imagination and some pretty heavy denial of reality.)

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