Wednesday, May 13, 2015

day no. 13,351: king james' court jester‏

I delight in finding King Jamesisms that are long lost on our modern English. So it was a VERY pleasant surprise to come across a brand new favorite to add to my growing bank of old English hilarity.

Thus I submit to you the following:

Luke 11:27
And it came to pass, as he spake these things, a certain woman of the company lifted up her voice, and said unto him, Blessed is the womb that bare thee, and the paps which thou hast sucked.
Lord love those dead white dudes for making my day a little brighter by calling breasts something I can honestly say I have NEVER heard them called.
And that's saying something for a GUY who wasn't a Christian until I was 23.

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