I'm growing my beard again and hopefully up until Easters.
That would make it a 4 month beard at its funeral.
I'm hoping some year soon to pull off the half year beard.
HALF YEAR BEARD!
1/2 YR BRD!
I googled that, and while less common, that too is already a thing and not something I invented (even though I thought maybe I had a shot at being the one to coin that baddy).