day no. 13,259: go beard or go home

I thought I had made this up the other day at work, but apparently (and not surprisingly, someone else had already beat me to it).

I'm growing my beard again and hopefully up until Easters.

That would make it a 4 month beard at its funeral.

I'm hoping some year soon to pull off the half year beard.

HALF YEAR BEARD!
1/2 YR BRD!

I googled that, and while less common, that too is already a thing and not something I invented (even though I thought maybe I had  a shot at being the one to coin that baddy).