If you can manage to stay six feet apart from anyone else for the rest of your life, you will live forever. Six feet apart is the new elixir of life. Immortality is only seventy-two inches away (or whatever that is in meters). Because as we all know, seventy-one inches is social suicide.
While everyone else is staying six feet away, here I am keeping two yards between me and others. Suckers. Health, wealth and prosperity are measured in yards, ya dummies.
Why does COVID still use English standard measurements like feet anyway? It's unrepently old-fashioned.
Six feet apart cannot keep you from going six feet under. One out of every one will die and everyone will someday end up separated from everyone else by at least six feet.
Two and two are still not five despite the CDC's latest projections.
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