day no. 12,824: things i say wrongly‏

I don't know how it happened.

But I say "both" as though it contains an "L" like "bolth"

I also sometimes catch myself saying "exspecially" or think that perhaps I may have said that at some point in time without noticing.

There is no "x" in especially as confirmed by spell-check.

I no speak words good.

I don't know how it happened.

But it's true.

I think I have enough credit in the bank from using adverbs correctly and avoiding the common habit of ending with prepositions my sentences to balance it out.

But still.

How did these things even creep in?

BLAST!

Maybe I don't have as much grammatical cash as I imagined.

(Not that that spends anywhere anyways)