Friday, July 5, 2013

the united steaks of amoreica

 
I saw this on my friend Nate Gainer's (he's the one in front sportin' the tiny ukulele) facebook the other day.
 
Has our country been reduced to a meat market?
 
That was for you pun-lover.
Not lovers.
Just the one.
Other than me.
We are pun-lovers.
But I was talking to the other one.
 
So diatribe aside...
 
Why are Vermont, New Hampshire and Maine like pure fat?
 
Why is Alabama so bloody?
 
Because...it's a metaphor man (insert Tommy Chong inflection for more fun).
 
Too bad soo sad Hawai'i and Alaska.
 
NO MEAT FOR  YOU

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