day no. 17,211: saint nicholas of myra

"St. Nicholas of Myra (a city in Turkey) was a fourth century bishop. He was renowned for his kindliness to the needy and to children. He inherited a large fortune which he gave away, establishing orphanages, hospitals, hostels for the mentally infirm. Legends of course spread concerning his generosity, which included him delivering gifts secretly by night. During his time, the famous Council of Nicea was held, and according to one legend, the orthodox Nicholas slapped Arius in the face for his blasphemy." — Douglas Wilson, Santa Claus At Nicea

The history of the church is the smackdown of heretics. Our heritage is full of right-handed hermeneutics. It is not merely, or even primarily a story of right handed fellowship, but it is a story punctuated by a punch or two here and there.

Isaiah 54:17

No weapon that is formed against thee shall prosper; and every tongue that shall rise against thee in judgment thou shalt condemn. This is the heritage of the servants of the LORD, and their righteousness is of me, saith the LORD.

So, be like Santa Claus. Be known by most for being open-handed and benevolent and be known by a few for being close-fisted and violent.